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I hugged my wife really long o V-day!
by TruthSeeker Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:56 am
Tonight, my 12 year old - perhaps confused on why there was nothing special happening around him on V-day - declared -
"Its just another day daddy! No one cares about it."
*
Me: What makes U say so? Just because you are no longer in elementary school, and not distributing cards and candies to your friends?
He: No, its just another day. No one really cares.
Me (now a bit bothered): Dude, dont get all emotional about a V-day. When you get a girlfriend, thats when its more important.
He: Wierdo!
Me: No, I am not being wierd. You are just acting like a teenager.
He: I am not a teenager. You cannot blame everything I say to being a teenager, because of didi.
Me: You are not one yet, but I can see all the "signs".
*Meanwhile discipline oriented mom enters* and declares - Your son has not eaten his calcium bites and his milk is still on the table!
Me (pretending to be strict now): Dude, did you listen to your mother?
He: Yes mother. Yes father.
Me (WTF): What do you mean - "Yes mother!", 'Yes father" - Do you even listen to what we say before you say yes mother, yes father? And what is this about you calling us as mother and father, bro?
My wife: I am telling you, this boy never listens. His wife will be one happy woman. He says "yes" to anything without listening.
Me: (rolling eyes).
Life with kids, and family.
"Its just another day daddy! No one cares about it."
*
Me: What makes U say so? Just because you are no longer in elementary school, and not distributing cards and candies to your friends?
He: No, its just another day. No one really cares.
Me (now a bit bothered): Dude, dont get all emotional about a V-day. When you get a girlfriend, thats when its more important.
He: Wierdo!
Me: No, I am not being wierd. You are just acting like a teenager.
He: I am not a teenager. You cannot blame everything I say to being a teenager, because of didi.
Me: You are not one yet, but I can see all the "signs".
*Meanwhile discipline oriented mom enters* and declares - Your son has not eaten his calcium bites and his milk is still on the table!
Me (pretending to be strict now): Dude, did you listen to your mother?
He: Yes mother. Yes father.
Me (WTF): What do you mean - "Yes mother!", 'Yes father" - Do you even listen to what we say before you say yes mother, yes father? And what is this about you calling us as mother and father, bro?
My wife: I am telling you, this boy never listens. His wife will be one happy woman. He says "yes" to anything without listening.
Me: (rolling eyes).
Life with kids, and family.
TruthSeeker- Posts : 1508
Join date : 2012-08-18
Re: I hugged my wife really long o V-day!
by Seva Lamberdar Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:10 am
When did the hugging of wife really long happen in the above story?
Happy Valentines day!
Happy Valentines day!
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